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Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
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I’m not mad at you for not giving a shit. I’m disgusted with myself for thinking you did.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
'yeah i'll buy it for you'
so bum me a cigarette,
buy me a beer,
‘til i’m happy to be here
How puppies help when you’re sick.
This is my favorite thing oh my fuck
Alcohol vs marijuana
OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT
this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site
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