MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
LOOK AT THIS RAINBOW
that’s about as metal as a rainbow is ever gonna get.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE
WHAT THE FUCK KINDA DRUGS ARE PEOPLE DOING
Photoset reblogged from with 52,036 notes
Polymer absorbs water and expands. It keeps almost the same refractive properties as water and appears invisible.The polymer is Sodium Polyacrylate (thank you, thecraftychemist!)
was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me
Page 1 of 2866